Since having kids, I have said things (you have too) that I never thought I'd ever say. Here's a list of the most popular at our house.
1. Stop eating the cat food.
2. Don't lick the floor.
3. Don't move. You have poop on your foot.
4. Are you eating dog food? Spit it out.
5. Get off your sister. She's not really a horse.
6. Did you wipe your bum? No? Get off my lap.
7. Where are your clothes?
8. We don't play with the plunger. It's yucky. Seriously, put it back. Aaaahhh! Don't touch me with it!!
9. Don't touch the cat's bum.
10. Did you just pee on the kitchen floor? Again?
11. Did I just sit in pee?
12. Don't stick that noodle in your nose. Or your ear. ...EW! Don't eat it now!!
I have dozens of these, but that little tidbit gives you an insight on my life. LOL
This would be a fun one to post on (either here, or on FB), and share your own "things I never thought I'd say". :)
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